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The Cat And Mouse Game

 
 
 
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Ronnie Doe
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Posted - 01/25/2009 :  02:45:15 AMRonnie Doe's Poems
One of my older posts about the misfortune of coming home and finding out the wife has been unfaithfl. Although humrous, some might not find it too funny.

The Cat And Mouse Game

Here is my story about my house
I am the cat and my wife's the mouse
Seems every time this cat went away
How that cheating mouse did love to play

Came home from work, felt all alone man
Caught my wife with the telephone man
On a thousand tears I started choking
Funny thing is the phone wasn't broken

We all make mistakes so I let it go
I was forgiving but I didn't know
While I was trying to be a fair man
I'd catch her with the t.v. repair man

Fists started flying and harsh words spoken
Funny thing is the t.v. wasn't broken
But I guess it's like the people say
While the cats away the mice will play

Now it's happened twice and that's not nice
But I took my chances and I rolled the dice
And though I felt dumb, I would feel dumber
When she took a shower with our plumber

I said while laughing, "You must be joking"
Funny thing is the toilet wasn't broken
I ripped out the phone, I flooded the house
I broke the t.v and I killed the mouse

She's got a hickey on her ass man
Guess she got it from the gas man
She's got a dress made of silk man
Guess she got it from the milk man

I caught her on the table man
Doing it with the cable man
I saw flames getting higher man
Because she was with the fireman

I heard her saying "Yes" man
To the new U.P.S. man
But it's really no big deal man
There's a letter from the mail man

Special Delivery? Oh No!!!!




Edited by - Ronnie Doe on 01/11/2012 02:05:20 AM

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Ted L Glines
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USA
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Posted - 01/25/2009 :  04:04:23 AMPoems by Ted L Glines
Cute one, Ronnie LOL
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Wendy Cooper
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USA
1723 Posts

Posted - 02/01/2009 :  01:32:36 AMPoems by Wendy Cooper
Hmm well something was broken-trust! Cute going, and I love the title.

Edited by - Wendy Cooper on 02/01/2009 01:32:54 AM
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annabel Sheila
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Canada
173 Posts

Posted - 02/01/2009 :  8:09:55 PMPoems by annabel Sheila
Chuckle! What a fun poem to read! Great job Ron!
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G.Y.C.
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Philippines
2160 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2009 :  10:30:23 AMPoems by G.Y.C.
*Laugh* annabel is right this is fun to read!:))....great poem and cute, well done!:)
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Ronnie Doe
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USA
21315 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2009 :  12:25:23 PMPoems by Ronnie Doe
thank you G.Y.C.
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divot
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USA
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Posted - 09/20/2009 :  11:36:39 AMPoems by divot
The drywall man came to patch up the holes
When I came home the sight left me cold
The bitch was laying with him there on the bed
If I could have found my gun, I'd blown off their heads
I enjoyed this one. Hope you don't mine my verse
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Ronnie Doe
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USA
21315 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2009 :  11:46:49 AMPoems by Ronnie Doe
Very cute. Nice ending.
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peace40
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USA
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Posted - 01/15/2011 :  02:46:56 AMPoems by peace40
Cute poem.
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irisheyes
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Posted - 01/15/2011 :  1:54:45 PMPoems by irisheyes
very cute.
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Ronnie Doe
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USA
21315 Posts

Posted - 01/15/2011 :  9:32:23 PMPoems by Ronnie Doe
Peace, thanks a lot for reading and commenting on this.
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Ronnie Doe
FFP Moderator

USA
21315 Posts

Posted - 01/15/2011 :  9:33:12 PMPoems by Ronnie Doe
irisheyes, thanks a lot. As you can see it was one of the first poems I posted before I picked up some of the tips people gave me.
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
18532 Posts

Posted - 01/04/2012 :  06:15:22 AMPoems by magicman
I love this one. You are the super master. Deserves a triple 10 but I can only give 1. Goes in my FAVs. I cant believe no one rated this one yet. it was such fun.

Edited by - magicman on 01/04/2012 8:10:22 PM
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Ronnie Doe
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USA
21315 Posts

Posted - 01/04/2012 :  11:13:30 AMPoems by Ronnie Doe
Thanks Bill, This was posted before the rating system was in place. Although it has a lot of reads, this is the first comment in a year. thanks again.
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