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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 01/04/2012 :  02:23:58 AMmagicman's Poems
A friend of mine gave me a second challenge to write about the state of public toilets.




There is also one about Mens Loo which is funny. http://forums.familyfriendpoems.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=28400

Edited by - magicman on 07/16/2012 12:43:28 AM

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PrinceCharles
FFP Moderator

United Kingdom
19882 Posts

Posted - 01/04/2012 :  06:58:27 AMPoems by PrinceCharles
Thanks for the warning bill, i`ll make sure to check first lol.x
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Sarah123
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
1395 Posts

Posted - 01/04/2012 :  7:21:48 PMPoems by Sarah123
Like Prince Charles said, thank you for the warning! Great but stinky poem.
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Ronnie Doe
FFP Moderator

USA
21316 Posts

Posted - 01/04/2012 :  7:52:33 PMPoems by Ronnie Doe
Magicman, this is too funny and true. It's a helpless feeling when you are on the hopper and realize it is "Oh-oh" time. Great stuff. Thanks a lot for sharing it. Ronnie
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Trumpetman
FFP Moderator

USA
12980 Posts

Posted - 01/17/2012 :  7:29:35 PMPoems by Trumpetman
Bill:
I don't remember that happening to me, thank God.
All I can say about this poem is, I think its a load
of crap. No offense.
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divot
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
4738 Posts

Posted - 01/17/2012 :  7:38:48 PMPoems by divot
That's when you use your underwear and go commando.
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iLoveaSoldier1823
FFP Poet Master

USA
683 Posts

Posted - 01/24/2012 :  03:59:37 AMPoems by iLoveaSoldier1823
LMBO!!
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Caboverdish
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
1026 Posts

Posted - 02/05/2012 :  04:42:04 AMPoems by Caboverdish
This poem is disgustingly hilarious. And I laughed the whole time I read it.
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Tosha
FFP Veteran Poet

Australia
324 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2012 :  07:14:49 AMPoems by Tosha
Oh wow, I laughed so much.
Fantastic poem Mr. Magic Man 10/10 =)
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louvaine123
FFP Veteran Poet

United Kingdom
458 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2012 :  06:22:14 AMPoems by louvaine123
thanks for thewarning and itsa bit gross too lol its so funny tho
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luckilye
FFP Poet Laureate

United Kingdom
1403 Posts

Posted - 05/18/2012 :  12:14:52 PMPoems by luckilye
You paint a very vivid picture, Bill.....lol, great poem gave me a laugh :)
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Raven Brooke
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
3341 Posts

Posted - 06/11/2012 :  10:16:46 PMPoems by Raven Brooke
LOL. Very funny. A 10. Going to show this poem to Grandma
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irina
FFP Poet Laureate

United Kingdom
4682 Posts

Posted - 06/11/2012 :  10:23:13 PMPoems by irina
Bill, I love poem.thanks for the warning.Your poem did give me a laugh! you are so great and a true er in
master of of putting words together in rhymes and so rich in vocabulary.iam impressed! 10 for you!
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Raven Brooke
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
3341 Posts

Posted - 06/11/2012 :  10:25:36 PMPoems by Raven Brooke
sounds like something I did when I was a baby!!!~ Raven's Mother

Edited by - Raven Brooke on 06/11/2012 10:28:00 PM
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Alice Mae
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
14567 Posts

Posted - 01/10/2014 :  11:01:50 AMPoems by Alice Mae
Your magic wand could clean it up with a bibbity, bobbity boo!
LOL! Someone has to clean it up.

Hugs, sis Mae
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Neha Ahuja Kundnani
FFP Rookie

India
38 Posts

Posted - 01/12/2014 :  02:12:26 AMPoems by Neha Ahuja Kundnani
Ohh @#$%! ..its ewww...bt wonderfully written. .haha
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2014 :  01:42:55 AMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Disgustingly entertaining.
Bill, before you revealed this horridly gross experience to be a dream, I was beginning to think you were part pachyderm...



Edited by - marcimarcimarci on 02/12/2014 01:47:19 AM
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2014 :  05:39:08 AMPoems by magicman
You think I have a big trunk?
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 02/12/2014 :  10:40:20 AMPoems by marcimarcimarci
You men are so insecure!
Yes, Bill, for the 10th time, you have a trunk of lengthy magnificence!...least that was how it looked, when you sent me all those photos of it... ;-)
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2014 :  04:33:18 AMPoems by magicman
I suppose my magic trunk is quite big.



Edited by - magicman on 02/13/2014 04:34:07 AM
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2014 :  1:34:27 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
...quite an upstanding, substantial piece of wood...one of the largest I've seen.
Um...why is your trunk magic?
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 02/13/2014 :  11:41:14 PMPoems by magicman
That is where I stow my magic.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 02/14/2014 :  8:57:11 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci

Do you indeed? ;-)...if I had a nickel for every time a man promised me that... ;-)
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 02/14/2014 :  11:48:34 PMPoems by magicman
Wow, you must get around.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 03/05/2014 :  4:18:01 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
I ARRRR just kidding, Pirate Bill!
Mind you, I think men prone to bragging need a little reminder like this taped to their full length mirror:

"Images in mirror may appear larger than they actually are". LOL!



Edited by - marcimarcimarci on 03/06/2014 1:40:23 PM
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 03/05/2014 :  11:19:37 PMPoems by magicman
Good, so I don't have to diet after all.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 03/06/2014 :  1:45:38 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Pirate Bill, U so funny! :-D
...however, I'd wager that men who consider themselves 'gifted', aren't thinking of their waistline. ;-)
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 03/06/2014 :  6:25:40 PMPoems by magicman
Their good fortune?? OK, I'm beating about the bush.

Edited by - magicman on 03/06/2014 6:26:34 PM
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2014 :  10:01:17 AMPoems by marcimarcimarci
You ARRRR, my Pirate!...and remember, I was speaking of men, not women. ;-)

Edited by - marcimarcimarci on 09/20/2014 10:31:36 AM
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2014 :  6:38:23 PMPoems by magicman
Arrr, what about their sunken chest.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 03/08/2014 :  11:14:17 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
ARRR you speaking of unfortunate men with no decent chest muscles or women consigned to wear a AA cup???
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 03/08/2014 :  11:33:46 PMPoems by magicman
What ever is most fitting.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 03/09/2014 :  5:35:58 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
I see..........in that mirror, ahaha!!!


Edited by - marcimarcimarci on 09/20/2014 10:32:33 AM
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 03/09/2014 :  6:50:00 PMPoems by magicman
Something to reflect on.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 03/11/2014 :  2:15:41 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Yep, men who take a shine to themselves should see to it they reflect more & preen less...many are 'looking through a glass darkly' also, & need brighter lighting over that mirror...



Edited by - marcimarcimarci on 03/11/2014 2:19:08 PM
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2014 :  12:29:19 AMPoems by magicman
Inspection of their reflection can hinder or aid their ....ego.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2014 :  1:01:05 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
You know what 'they' say: 'If ignorance is bliss, don't install a brighter light above your bathroom mirror'. :-D
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2014 :  6:06:06 PMPoems by magicman
Maybe that is why our eyesight degrades as we get older.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2014 :  10:18:44 AMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Indeed. Keeps the feelings of hopelessness at bay :-) and keeps old goats fancying their chances with much younger women!
Mind you, plastic surgeons are forever busy...
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2014 :  10:49:23 AMPoems by magicman
They can only do so much. The cover may look good but the insides are still aged.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2014 :  2:51:03 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Sort of a turn of phrase from'old goats fancying their chances with younger women'... young women fancying their chances with very old, very wealthy men of money...

The late Anna Nicole Smith was married to billionaire J Howard Marshall for the last 14 months of his life. Ms. Smith's erratic/scandalous life became the subject of an opera (!!!)



Edited by - marcimarcimarci on 04/23/2014 2:54:08 PM
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2014 :  7:05:25 PMPoems by magicman
Death by suffocation.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2014 :  12:50:36 AMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Probably considered a 'good death' by the average man... ;-)
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2014 :  03:02:50 AMPoems by magicman
Knocked out by knockers.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2014 :  5:54:58 PMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Concussion with cushions...

Edited by - marcimarcimarci on 04/27/2014 5:57:57 PM
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2014 :  6:20:47 PMPoems by magicman
Mugged by jugs
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2014 :  11:20:48 AMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Havoc wreaked with twin peaks
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2014 :  7:12:03 PMPoems by magicman
Wacked by stacks.
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marcimarcimarci
FFP Poet Laureate

Canada
7068 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2014 :  10:34:30 AMPoems by marcimarcimarci
Killed by hills.
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19068 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2014 :  10:58:47 AMPoems by magicman
Bumped by lumps.

Edited by - magicman on 09/20/2014 10:59:49 AM
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Salem
FFP Poet Master

Saudi Arabia
546 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2014 :  1:35:35 PMPoems by Salem
this one is hilarious great Work you did there.

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