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Posted - 06/17/2012 :  9:00:45 PMWhiskurz's Poems
My wife's been whining for some time now
Wanting me to take her on a cruise
Now we've been married for twenty-five years
So she wasn't gonna let me refuse

So we packed up our bags and off we went
Kinda like a second honeymoon
I said, "Fix us some sandwiches to eat on the way"
Then I told her we'd be there soon

She said, "Where are we going Hawaii or Bahamas?"
I said, "This place is better than that"
We stopped at a place that said, "Paddle Boats Here"
I said, "We're here, now don't forget your hat"

Well, now needless to say, I did something wrong
'Cause my wife started throwing such a fit
We went around circles for at least twenty minutes
'Cause everytime I'd paddle, she'd quit

Now I wasn't gonna pay for no life perservers
My bicycle tubes worked fine
My wife had that tube wrapped around her neck
And both of her hands around mine

Well, to make a long story short, she won't let me forget
That time I took her on a cruise
And everytime I do, she brings it up
As I cover up another bruise

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Terry c Lewis
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Posted - 06/17/2012 :  9:58:53 PMPoems by Terry c Lewis
This is so cute, I sent you a ten my new found friend.

Sis Terry
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Posted - 06/18/2012 :  06:41:48 AMPoems by magicman
Great poem. I like your style. Well done! 10.
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Posted - 06/18/2012 :  06:52:41 AMPoems by divot
I can see I'll have something fun to read with you around, welcome abroad.
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Posted - 06/18/2012 :  08:04:56 AMPoems by Evangeline
Whisk, so far everything I've read by you has been excellent. But I must say that I am loving your funny poems the best. You really know how to weave a story into them. 10 from me!
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Posted - 11/26/2013 :  2:57:22 PMPoems by irina
Whiskurz,hahaha,you made me laugh.
Honestly,when I start reading it,I thought you had finally
decided to take your wife for a cruise after 25 years of thinking....
hmmmmm,hehe cute poem!
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