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jaykirkwood
FFP Freshman

Canada
53 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2012 :  05:52:47 AMjaykirkwood's Poems
I brought her back to my place, so I could test my luck,
we went into the bedroom, I hoped she'd like to

watch a movie

as she laid on the bed,
if she didn't want to do that, she could always give me

conversation

Cause I sure like to talk,
so I reached in my pants and I pulled out my

Hubba Bubba

And offered her some gum,
hoping she was kind enough and help to make me

Feel better,

Cause I was feeling sick,
but it always seems to help when I play with my

X-box,

But she wasn't into it,
so I lifted up her sweater and I grabbed her

Purse

they were just by the front door,
when she walked out I called her a dirty

Taxi

But it arrived late,
I decided that I should just

Go to sleep

Cause that's just how I be,
If we had had sex, she would of caught

A cold.


My first non rhyming poem, I hope you liked it,
But feel free to tell me if you thought that it was

No good.

Edited by - jaykirkwood on 09/10/2012 06:00:33 AM

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Ronnie Doe
FFP Moderator

USA
21318 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2012 :  7:19:42 PMPoems by Ronnie Doe
Jay, I liked this a lot. Humor is always a good thing even when we strike out. At the plate that is not in bed.
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jaykirkwood
FFP Freshman

Canada
53 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2012 :  7:58:36 PMPoems by jaykirkwood
Lol Ron, So much truth to that comment. :)
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divot
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
4764 Posts

Posted - 09/11/2012 :  10:29:30 PMPoems by divot
She wore no underwear and let me tell you what
when she bent over in that skirt you could see
she wasn't lying

Your poem was great, reminded me of Benny Hill.


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jaykirkwood
FFP Freshman

Canada
53 Posts

Posted - 09/12/2012 :  05:11:38 AMPoems by jaykirkwood
Lmao... Benny Hill!!! Now we are giving up our ages. :). Thanks for the compliment. And the added verse.
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
19522 Posts

Posted - 11/20/2012 :  07:26:46 AMPoems by magicman
I like this. Well done 10. Have you see One Night Stand http://forums.familyfriendpoems.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=41230 or Hot Date http://forums.familyfriendpoems.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=39032
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Poetic DJ
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
3100 Posts

Posted - 11/22/2012 :  11:32:26 AMPoems by Poetic DJ
Very, very nice, I was captivated from the start, I suspected a trick at the end but not to end that way, I was surely fooled, you got me. GOOD ONE.
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xherdarkesthour
FFP Poet Master

557 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2013 :  01:02:15 AMPoems by xherdarkesthour
I have the dirtiest mind in the universe.... Bravo, sir!

Edited by - xherdarkesthour on 06/26/2013 01:02:39 AM
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Janelle
FFP Rookie

New Zealand
35 Posts

Posted - 12/16/2013 :  03:46:38 AMPoems by Janelle
Love it!!!
Very creative.
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lewderadar
FFP Veteran Poet

170 Posts

Posted - 12/16/2013 :  11:03:02 AMPoems by lewderadar
An excellent play on words that were not there!!

Cheers - Richard.

Edited by - lewderadar on 12/16/2013 11:03:51 AM
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brokentutu
FFP Veteran Poet

USA
449 Posts

Posted - 11/29/2014 :  5:46:02 PMPoems by brokentutu
An excellent poem, I guess I am dirty minded ;)
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