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Evangeline
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USA
18584 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  12:25:14 PMEvangeline's Poems
The T-man spoke of an essence blowing upon the winds from the beautiful state of Washington right down to Alabama. Let's just say that I could not help myself.

Born upon the air, it came
This nation will never be the same
In Idaho the spuds deflated
Those Cheyenne bulls got constipated
All snow melted in Colorado
Blew through Kansas; killed poor Toto
Missouri said "that scent is mean"
Kentucky blue grass all turned green
In Nashville all recording stopped
Foul wind to Alabama hopped
Blew right through the green pine trees
Made the Yellow Hammer sneeze
Ol Hank rose right from his grave
USS Alabama took to the bay
The poetry queen lies in the gutter
Eyes are crossed and now she stutters
If you're gonna release, please be specific
TURN THAT THING TOWARDS THE PACIFIC!


I crack me up.


Edited by - Evangeline on 04/25/2014 10:04:06 AM

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Terry c Lewis
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
12817 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  4:55:28 PMPoems by Terry c Lewis
Wow you are too funny and you crack me up as well. We need a good laugh these days.
Be blessed, thanks for sharing.

Sis Terry
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Trumpetman
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USA
12730 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  5:13:25 PMPoems by Trumpetman
Another Hot Lips Hyperbole.
She's trying to make an example of me.
While boasting an IQ of seventy three.
Evangeline King is as mean as can be.
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Wayne Lysobey
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
2334 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  5:14:27 PMPoems by Wayne Lysobey
Very funny. Very funny.(I thought redundancy was called for.}
It is an old topic you poetisize about-

Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.

(The witches in Macbeth)
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Trumpetman
FFP Moderator

USA
12730 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  5:16:30 PMPoems by Trumpetman
Isn't wafting what wabbits do on the wiveh ?????
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Wayne Lysobey
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
2334 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  5:49:49 PMPoems by Wayne Lysobey
just an aside here-
Trumpetman is wery wery funny!
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Evangeline
FFP Moderator

USA
18584 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  9:44:41 PMPoems by Evangeline
Sis Terry, I hope I cracked a smile outta ya. ;-)
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Evangeline
FFP Moderator

USA
18584 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  9:47:01 PMPoems by Evangeline
Wayne,
Double double
Boil and trouble
Fire burning cauldron bubble
(also the witches from MacBeth)

Double double
Steve's in trouble
Called me mean and burst my bubble
(Evangeline King)

He's a regular riot. Gotta love em.

Edited by - Evangeline on 10/04/2013 9:47:58 PM
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Evangeline
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USA
18584 Posts

Posted - 10/04/2013 :  9:50:04 PMPoems by Evangeline
Steve McKee...you know this was funny. I heard you laughing all the way down here in Bama land. Guess it got carried on that wind.

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Freedom
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
3991 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2013 :  12:59:02 PMPoems by Freedom
Lol I hear that yodeling way over here in cheese land!! Thanks for sharing this Evangeline!
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Evangeline
FFP Moderator

USA
18584 Posts

Posted - 10/05/2013 :  11:43:07 PMPoems by Evangeline
Randy, watch out for the winds. lol Thanks for reading.
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magicman
FFP Poet Laureate

Australia
17938 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2013 :  03:15:54 AMPoems by magicman
What a hoot. Must be all those baked beans. Better keep that crack down. 10
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Chris Faith
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
1362 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2013 :  09:10:40 AMPoems by Chris Faith
Comedy, now this is something I know about. Laughing is a healing process that at one time or other we all need. It's the #1 reason people go to the movies, just to have a good laugh. Now making other people laugh is another subject completely. Most people who try to write comedy can only do it every now and then. It usually comes after a healing process of the writers' own, that the light comes on, but soon afterward dies down. So thank you for this top notch piece of comedy.
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Alice Mae
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
14016 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2013 :  09:52:20 AMPoems by Alice Mae
This is cute, adorable, happy, amusing, and the funniest poem ever!!
Your a hoot and a holler with a Mexican dollar and in my heart, your
ten feet taller. So funny! Hugs my friend....
Be Blessed, sis Mae
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Evangeline
FFP Moderator

USA
18584 Posts

Posted - 10/06/2013 :  9:18:13 PMPoems by Evangeline
Mr. Bill, wish you could try my Cowboy Beans. You'd be hooting for days. ;) lol Thank you.

Chris, I very rarely write comedy and when I do it usually leans toward the sarcastic dry type of humor as found in the Poetry Wars. I haven't written anything humorous in a long time so your comment is right on the money. Thank you.

Sis Mae, I love your rhyming comment and thank you very much for it. :)
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Poetic DJ
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
3091 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2013 :  10:25:31 AMPoems by Poetic DJ
LOL. This is so funny, loved every line.
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Evangeline
FFP Moderator

USA
18584 Posts

Posted - 10/07/2013 :  7:03:14 PMPoems by Evangeline
Thanks so much Jerome! :)
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papo183
FFP Poet Laureate

USA
1510 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2013 :  08:42:16 AMPoems by papo183
Lmao this is to funny
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Evangeline
FFP Moderator

USA
18584 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2013 :  1:56:15 PMPoems by Evangeline
LOL Thanks Papo. Glad to give you a grin. :)
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